Breast Life Hacks

Today I’m going to tell you some boob life hacks that can help you out and make your life a little bit easier.

Boob hack #1 Double up to bubble up

The first boob hack is what I like to call “double up to bubble up.” All you do is wear two bras at the same time to give your breast some extra lift and life. And I also recommend wearing push-ups for this, if you really want to burst from the seams and call attention to your chesticles, especially if you want to make your boobs look bigger, this is definitely a great way to achieve that goal.

Boob hack #2 Warm your whoopee cushions

If it’s that time of the month and your boobs are sore, apply hot compresses, these heating pads, or soak in a hot bath. Relaxing is definitely the key to relieving that pesky breast pain.

Boob hack #3 Freeze those floppies

If you want to firm up those flattest line saucers and keep from accidentally stepping on one of your nipples later on in life, treat your high beams with ice boob shoals. Take a few ice cubes, wrap them in a towel, and rub the cool ice around on your boobs for one minute per boob. Next lay in over declining position for  30 minutes. Do this every single day to keep those saggy softballs and check. The cold temperature will make tissue shrink thus making boobs look firmer and perkier.

Boob hack #4 Bra-ledge is power

You may wear a bra every day of your life, but have you actually learned how to properly secure your bra? Bend over and slide the bra on to your shoulders and adjust your boobs inside. Stay bent over, clasp the bra while you’re still bent over and then adjust the straps to your comfort. This method can help you to avoid back pain and more ailments caused by larger heavier breasts.

Boob hack #5 Don’t caffeinate, appreciate….no pain!

If you’re about to start your period and your boobs are aching, try to cut back on that caffeine, such as coffee and soda pop. Caffeine contains an ingredient that stimulates your breast tissue and causes pain.

Boob hack #6 Burst out a Tata workout

It is a great way to keep those double whoppers in shape, especially if you’re starting to see some savage in your bust. These simple exercises will help to firm your breast tissue. Get on your knees in a push-up position and use your arms to push down and around. Push-ups and planks are also great performing those sweater stretchers plus the new year is upon us, and it’s a great start to your new year’s workout resolution.

Boob hack #7 Soy hooter pain away

If you’re still struggling with extreme breast pain, I suggest soy. It contains an ingredient that helps to lessen breast tenderness. Include soy products such as soymilk, soybean alternatives, like this soy taco meat, or have a soy burger.